What is god?

The disciples asked his teacher

"Teacher what is god?"

"For a beggar food is god, for a rich man money is god, for a blind man the one who guides him is god" said the teacher.

"We do not understand teacher " said the disciples.

"When all your needs die , GOD dwells within you" ended the teacher.

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My guide who?

A 54 year old man, born blind was trying to cross the road so as to he could go and pray in the church. The traffic was heavy and was unable to cross.
“God kindly help” prayed the man.
A man , running late for the interview noticed the situation of the blind man. He went to him got hold of his hand and leaded him across the road. As he was running out of time, without even uttering a word the man left.
“who is it that helped me?” asked the old man.
There was no reply. The blind man went into the empty church and wept bitterly.
“God what wrong have i done that you have not given my vision”
A priest noticed and said to him
“I have never seen you complaining. What happened?”
“Today I was unable to see god” said the blind man

section E

A boy wanted to impress a girl whom he met daily on the bus. He went to his friends and asked ideas. One of his friends said “It’s simple yare”
“Just go and ask in which school she studies and lie to her that in the same school one of your friends sister studies. That’s all the conversation will be picked up by its own”
Now he got some guts and decided to talk to her on the bus. He made his way to where she was standing and asked
“May I know in which school you are studying?”
She turned her head and adjusted the pretty glasses and said the name of the school. He quickly said that his friend’s sister studies in the same school. He even mentioned that she is in the E section. The girl looked at him and said “Oh …. I will find and tell you later”
The boy got happy and was about to get down at his stop when the girl called him and said
“There is no E section in our school”

Love is god

There were two fishes in a tank. The male was a black angel fish while the gold fish was female. Now it happened that the angel fish fell in love with the gold fish. He brought those shining pebbles from the tank and gifted her. The gold fish without taking a second glance threw it away. then the angel fish made a ribbon of ferns and gave it to her but this too was thrown away. The angel fish swam always behind the golden fish. The angel fish tried many ways to impress the golden fish.
“What do you want?” asked the golden fish.
“I love you” said the angel fish.
The golden fish did not wanted to fall in love with a black one, so it said
“Why don’t you do something in a different way?”
The angel fish thought for long and decide upon an idea. It jumped and jumped thinking that it would impress the gold fish. Suddenly the angel fish took a long jump and was out of water and was dead within minutes. Many months passed the gold fish too died out of old age. The gold fish was taken to hell. There while strolling she found that angel fish was dwelling in heaven. The gold fish got angry and went to St Peter and said
“Why is that the angel is in heaven while i in hell?”
“Whoever dies in the name of god goes to heaven” said St Peter.
“But he did not die for god , he died in the name of love” said the golden fish.
“Love is GOD” said St Peter.